This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.

You have a good weapon against muggers — your face!

Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?

You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.