Showing posts with label boss jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boss jokes. Show all posts

Who's the Boss?

Timmy and Tina were sitting down to eat their supper with the baby sitter when 6 year old Timmy saw the baby sitter sit down in his father's seat.

"You can't sit in my father's seat!" Timmy exclaimed.

"Your father is not home," the baby sitter replied, matter-of-factly. "Since I'm responsible for you while he's gone, I can sit here. Today I'm the boss."

Tina, the 4 year old, quickly replied, "If you're the boss, you have to sit over there in Mommy's chair!"

I don't have to laugh

The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously.

"What's the matter?" grumbled the boss. "Haven't you got a sense of humour?"

"I don't have to laugh," she replied. "I'm leaving Friday."