Why did 19 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.
What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
The back of his head.
What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).
What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.
Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and says " Hello, how did you know I was here?"
A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead.
Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him.
The Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."
A Teacher lecturing on population:
"In India after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid."
A Sardar stands up- "We must find and stop her!."
Sardar joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what he did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I fixed it.
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What are the guys doing?" asked the Sardar.
"We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why are the others participating?!" exclaimed the Sardar!
