Chemistry test is fun

Lab Reports
(to the tune of “Jingle Bells”)

Dashing through the lab
with a ten page lab report
Taking all those tests
and laughing at them all
Bells for fire drills ring
making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
a chemistry song tonight.

Oh, lab report, lab reports,
reacting all the way
Oh what fun it is to study
for a chemistry test today, Hey!

Chemistry test, chemistry test
isn’t it a blast
Oh what fun it is to take
a chemistry test and pass.

Funny poem

I chanced to pass a window

While walking through a mall

With nothing much upon my mind,

Quite blank as I recall.

I noticed in that window

A cranky-faced old man,

And why he looked so cranky

I didn’t understand.

Just why he looked at ME that way

Was more than I could see

Until I came to realize

That cranky man was ME!