I almost did

I wasn't fooled by the flurry of e-mails that had the subject line:

"You've received a postcard from a family member!"

Besides all the usual reasons for dumping it, those who know my family will immediately understand my scornful reaction:

"Not bloody likely!"

But then I saw a subject line that made me pause:

"You've received a postcard from a worshiper!"

I almost clicked... I almost did...