Broke symptoms

We’ve all been there, being so broke that at Christmas all you could exchange were glances. Stuff like that you remember a lifetime. Just in case you don’t know if you’re broke, here are some ways to tell…

* At KFC you lick other people’s fingers.
* If you wanted to rub two nickels together you’d have to borrow one.
* At communion you go back for seconds.
* You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
* You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
* Long distance companies don’t call you to switch.
* If you stopped on a dime, you’d probably owe it to someone.
* McDonald’s is the supplier of all your kitchen condiments.
* Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
* You give blood everyday… just for the orange juice and cookie.