"A pedestrian is a person who should be seen and not hurt."
"Customers who think the waiter is rude should see the manager."
"Sorry to needle you. We need your blood."
On a college president's door: "Closed. If it's something important, see the custodian."
Municipal golf course sign: "Please don't find lost balls until they stop rolling."
New Jersey tourist sign: "Come to beautiful Atlantic City and see the bored walk."
Sign in a nut shop: "No credit cards here. Strictly cashew and carry."
By some bananas in a fruit store: "Please don't tear us apart. We grew up together."
In a barbershop window: "Cutting out for lunch."
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