A liberal came upon a genie and said, "You're a genie. Can you grant me three wishes?"
The genie replied, "Yes, but only if you're feeling generous enough to share your good fortune."
The liberal said, "I'm a liberal. I'm always happy to share."
The genie said, "O.K., then, whatever you wish for, I'll give every conservative in the country two of it. What's your first wish?"
"I would like a new sports car."
"O.K., you've got it, and every conservative in the country gets two sports cars. What's your second wish?"
"I'd like a million dollars."
"O.K., you get a million dollars, every conservative gets two million dollars. What's your third and final wish?"
"Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."