Fly in the coffee solutions

What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

The Englishman: Throws away the cup of coffee and walks away.

The American: Takes out the fly and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese: Eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Japanese: Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra.

The Israeli: Sells the coffee to the American, the fly to the Chinese, and buys himself a new cup of coffee.

The Palestinian: Blames the Israeli for the violent act of putting the fly in his coffee; asks the UN for aid; takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee; uses the money to purchase explosives, then blows up the coffee house, where: the Englishman, the American, the Chinese, and the Japanese are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he was too aggressive .