160 years old contractor

A contractor dies in a fishing accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band.

Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says, “Congratulations!”

“Congratulations for what?” responds the contractor.

“Congratulations for what?!?” says Saint Peter. “We are celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old!”

“There has been some horrible mistake,” says the contractor. “I only lived to be forty.”

“That’s impossible,” says Saint Peter, “we just added up your time sheets!”