- If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May
- If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there
- If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time
- If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong numbe.
- If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Charleston for the Weekend
- If you measure distance in hours
- If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once
- If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and backagain
- If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching
- If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked
- If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them
- If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit
- If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you
- If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow
- If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction
- If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car
- If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly"
- If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your West Virginia friends & others, you definitely live in West Virginia
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