The barefooted crocodiles

A Sardarji proposes to a woman.

She says "Yes, I'll marry only if you would bring me a pair of crocodile boots."

He sets off to Africa and disappears.

Finally a search is organized; they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one .

Sardarji walks over to the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims

"71st and still barefooted!"