1- Buff your mouse pad
2- Make a list of other things to download
3- Play a percussive beat on your thighs in time with your modem
4- Count to 500 in "click" language
5- Go outside and actually breathe fresh air (don't overdo!)
6- Do a push-up for every blue bar on the progress meter
11% Done!
7- Name the presidents
8- Play "Dark Side Of the Moon" side one
9- Re lace your shoes
10- Read every classified listing for "Programmers"
11- Carefully clean your mouse rollers and track ball
12- Hone your monitor's picture to ridiculous perfection
23% Done!
13- Fill out all of your registration cards - in triplicate
14- Alphabetize your diskettes
15- Alphabetize your CD-ROMs
16- Re-alphabetize your diskettes and CD-ROMs together
17- Update your potential password list
32% Done!
18- Cut your fingernails
19- See how may other words you can make from "download"
20- Make a sculpture out of your fingernail clippings
21- Play "Dark Side Of the Moon" side two
22- Time to windex that monitor again!
44% Done!
23- Might as well balance the old checkbook
24- Practice the "rubber pencil" routine
25- Weed out the rolodex
26- Buff the mouse pad -- oops, already did that!
27- French braid (optional)
52% Done!
28- "This would be a good time to register your software" (done that!)
29- De-kid proof the butane lighter
30- Reconsider your $500 E-Bay bid for a "Collector's" XT computer
31- Solitaire
32- Solitaire round 2
33- Solitaire round 3 (no cheating this time)
34- Alright, just one (more) beer
65% Done!
35- Think of good domain names to pre-buy
36- Practice writing; with your other hand
67% Done!
37- Attempt to change hair color, with your pen
38- Re-label file folders in all caps
39- Penny rolls, penny rolls, penny rolls
73% Done!
40- Color code your extra cables
78% Done!
41- Find all celebrities that share your birth date
83% Done!
42- Wadded-paper basketball to 100!
94% Done!
43- 100 sit ups
98% Done!
Get ready....
Salivate...
Connection Terminated - Start Over!
44- Find a pistol...
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