Feathered Indian chief!

A man goes on an Indian reservation and sees an Indian with a feather on his head. The man asks the Indian why he has a feather on his head and the Indian replies "I fuck one squaw (Indian girl).

The next day the man sees him with two feathers and asks why he has two feathers and the replies "I fuck two squaw".

A week goes by and the man sees the Indian with all these feathers all over his body,the man say why do you have all these feathers on your body and the Indian happily replies "I big chief, I fuck all squaw!!"

The man said "Wow, isn't that a little bit hostile?

Indian says "hostile, doggystyle, anystyle!!

The man says "Oh dear!"

Indian says "No deer, ass too high, run too fast!"