Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
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Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...
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New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
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Why is sex like shaving ? Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again...
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Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster? A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
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Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right? A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
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Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!
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