The woman I would marry

Sitting in the bar George asked Johnny, 40, "How come you are not married?"

Johnny: "I haven't found the right woman yet"

George: "So what are you looking for?"

Johnny: "Oh she's got to be real pretty, a good cook 'n house keeper, - well and she's got to know how to handle money, - a really nice and pleasant personality is a must, - and money, she's got to have money, - and a home, a nice big house, is what she has to have."

George: "A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU"

Johnny: "Oh it's okay, if she is crazy"