Reason for second marriage

The boss was sympathetic when his secretary said she needed some time off because her husband died. Several weeks later she approached him again, requesting more time off.

When he asked why, she said she was getting married. In spite of himself, he said "But your husband's only been dead about a month."

She smiled and replied, "Yeah, I know... but with the cost of food and rent these days, I can't afford to hold a grudge for very long."