LAPD at its best

The LAPD, FBI, and CIA are trying to prove that each of them is the best at apprehending criminals. Louis Freeh decides to submit them to a test. He releases a rabbit into the forest, and tells each agency to go and capture it.

The CIA goes in first. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After threemonths of extensive investigating, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in next. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it including the rabbit. They make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in last. They come out one hour later with a badly beaten bear which keeps yelling, "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"