Funny quotes

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is leaving unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The Roman numerals for 40 are " XL."

When you put the words "the" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.