Confucius confusions!

1. Confucius says, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

2. Confucius says, man who kiss girl's bosom, get busted in mouth.

3. Confucius says, oral sex makes one's day. Anal sex makes one's hole weak.

4. Confucius says, sex is like bridge game. Don't need partner if you have good hand.