Sex is like a pack of chips, once you start you can’t stop.
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it’s gone forever.
Exam paper is like a dick, when it gets hard people get fucked.
Fate is like getting raped, if you can’t fight, learn to enjoy it.
Work is like a group sex, 10 people are behind your ass to take your place.
Education is like hiring a prostitute; it needs both your money and your hard work.
Success is like masturbating, only your own hand can let you achieve it.
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