"I'm a taxidermist."

This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says "You're not from round here are you?" "No" replied the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania." The bartender looks at him and says "Well what do you do in Pennsylvania?" "I'm a taxidermist." said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered, now asked "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man looked at the bartender and said "Well, I mount dead animals." The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar, who are keenly watching the newcomer, “It’s okay, boys! He's one of us!"