A Golfer's wishes

A golfer was on vacation in Ireland and while playing he made a hole in one. With that, a leprechaun jumps out from the trees and says, "I am the lucky leprechaun of the 13th hole. I'll grant you any wish."

The player thought a bit and said, "Could you make my cock a bit larger?"

Well, by the time he got to the 14th tee, his penis was showing below his shorts. He continued his game and on the 15th hole, it was dragging along behind him. By the 18th he could hardly make it to the green.

When he finally got back to the clubhouse the pro was there to meet him -- he had obviously seen this before.

"How do I fix it?!" the golfer asked.

"According to legend," the pro told him, "you must go back and make another ace and see the leprechaun again."

So after purchasing five buckets of balls, the bowlegged golfer made his way back to the 13th and frantically began hitting shot after shot until finally he made the hole in one.

He ran down to the hold and again the leprechaun jumped out to offer him any wish.

The player asked, "Could ya make my legs a bit longer?"