Scotty's practical joke

I love animals, they taste great.

EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.