A man suspected his wife of seeing another man so he hired a famous Chinese detective, Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report any activities that might develop.
A few days later he received this report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house. I watch house. He comes to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree - look in window. He kisses she. She kisses he. He strips her. She strips he. He plays with she. She plays with he. I play with ME. Fall out of tree, not see.
NO FEE (the man replied to Ram Pam Sim Wimm).
Labels: detective jokes, wife jokes
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