Elevator jokes

Hospital rules

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.

However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman, already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need my help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. At the exit I asked him if his wife was meeting him.

“I don’t know,” he said. “She’s still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.”

Ballroom crowding

A guy in the elevator of a four-star hotel shouts, “Ballroom, please!”

The lady standing in front of him turns around and says, “Sorry, I didn’t realize I was crowding you.”