Jokes

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "So...

JACK wearily trudged into the house and laid down his bag of golf clubs. "How was your game, darling?" asked his wife, Betty. ...

Standing near the check out stand at a local drug store, a boy spotted a display of condoms. “Hey Dad, what’s a three-pack for?” asked the b...

I love animals, they taste great. EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later. Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. F...

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that...

A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look," she said. ...

I went to the US Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a f...