A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.
In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied, "The balcony."
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ReplyDeleteWhere r u ? r u still there? i missed your blogging...i know that you dont know me but i like your blog...i always read it everynight...the jokes that you write are funny...
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Hanai
Hello Hanai!I'm finally back.I lost all access to internet from 9th July 2007 until yesterday 15th August 2007. Internet access is difficult for people like me (from a country like mine). I just came online a few minutes ago. I saw your comment. To be honest it brought tears to my eyes. Someone remembered me even after so many days. Thanks a lot. I dedicate this months jokes to you Hanai (who ever you are where ever you are; you made a difference in the life of one small blogger; keep commenting)
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