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08 September, 2014
The best way to win an argument
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"The best way to win an argument is to begin by being right." -- Jill Ruckelshaus
Cat's Diary
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DAY 752-My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry...
Resistance is useless!
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"Resistance is useless! (If < 1 ohm)" -- Anonymous
Don't you 'Honey' me!
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Mother cat with several kittens are walking in the park when a handsome Tom cat walks by and says, "Hi, Honey." Mother cat says,...
For longevity don't argue
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A fellow who's just reached his 150th birthday was giving a press conference to the assembled media. "Excuse me, sir," one o...
You can't have everything
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"You can't have everything... where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright
Teeth hiding
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Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over lunch. "I do wish that my John would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly...
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