Jokes

"The best way to win an argument is to begin by being right."  -- Jill Ruckelshaus

DAY 752-My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry...

"Resistance is useless! (If < 1 ohm)" -- Anonymous

Mother cat with several kittens are walking in the park when a handsome Tom cat walks by and says, "Hi, Honey." Mother cat says,...

A fellow who's just reached his 150th birthday was giving a press conference to the assembled media. "Excuse me, sir," one o...

"You can't have everything... where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright

Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over lunch. "I do wish that my John would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly...