I've got hot nuts on a 9-inch pecker!

Young lady walks into a record shop (during the70's) and asks the guy behind the counter; "Have you got 'Hot Lips' on 12-inch Decca?" Guy says "No, but I've got hot nuts on a 9-inch pecker" Girl says "Err, I don't think that's a record." Guy says "Probably not, but it's definitely above average"