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01 September, 2013

Wear some rubber, pastor!

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A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so the pastor stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.   After much discussion, the...

Mommy or daddy?

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Santa: Whom you like more mama or papa?   Pappu: Both...   Santa: No tell me one..??   Pappu: Both.   Santa: If I go to America ...

The income tax woman

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A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a Ruppe coin.   Suddenly, the boy starts choking and gasping for breath. ...

Dead woman’s credit

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A lady died this past January, and ICICI Bank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and add...
20 August, 2013

Stand aside my dear friend

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A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife...
17 August, 2013

A machine that catches thieves

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Israelis invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test.   In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it c...
11 August, 2013

An absent-minded professor

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An absent-minded professor was moving to a new house further along the same street. His wife knew that he was prone to forgetting things and...
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