Jokes

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17 August, 2013

A machine that catches thieves

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Israelis invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test.   In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it c...
11 August, 2013

An absent-minded professor

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An absent-minded professor was moving to a new house further along the same street. His wife knew that he was prone to forgetting things and...

'CZWXNQSTACZ'

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A Russian visiting India goes for an eye check up The Eye Doctor shows the letters 'CZWXNQSTACZ' to the Russian. Doctor:-Can you...
30 July, 2013

The Yellow problem

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I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just ...
27 July, 2013

When did it happen?

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A man died and went up to heaven where he was greeted by St. Peter.   "And who are you?" asked St. Peter.   "My name is ...
16 July, 2013

This what your wife needs at least three times a week

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Eileen and her husband John went for counseling after 25 years of marriage.   When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passion...
14 July, 2013

You're not my boyfriend!

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  After directory assistance gave Anita, her boyfriend's new telephone number, she dialed him and got a woman.   "Is Jimmy ther...
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