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16 July, 2013

This what your wife needs at least three times a week

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Eileen and her husband John went for counseling after 25 years of marriage.   When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passion...
14 July, 2013

You're not my boyfriend!

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  After directory assistance gave Anita, her boyfriend's new telephone number, she dialed him and got a woman.   "Is Jimmy ther...
12 July, 2013

On a desolate island in the middle of nowhere…

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On a desolate island in the middle of nowhere, the following group of people are shipwrecked: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 Fre...
11 July, 2013

I'm on the toilet

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A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided on...
09 July, 2013

Why are condoms transparent?

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  Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted! ------------------...
08 July, 2013

Have you got a cold?

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Ruth took her boyfriend Bernie home to meet her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Bloom.   "What do you do for a living?" asked Mr. Bloom. ...
30 June, 2013

These bloody sons of bitches horny bastards men!!!

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A working girl posted in facebook: Yesterday after my presentation boss appreciated me a lot and asked me any gift i want. I told him i w...
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