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21 December, 2012

Ed Zachary disease!

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After no dates or sex for five years a woman goes to see Chinese expert sex therapist Dr Chang. He says "harro! take off all your croas...

All men want is sex!

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Women say, "All men want is sex." That's not true, ladies. We also want blow jobs and sandwiches.

I married you for your money!

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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neigh...

A man caught his wife in bed with his best friend!

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A man caught his wife in bed with his best friend. In anger, he took his gun shot his friend dead. His wife screamed "If you continue l...

Nine women can deliver a baby in One month!

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Definitions of Designations:- Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. Developer is a Person who t...

Success is like masturbating!

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Sex is like a pack of chips, once you start you can’t stop. Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it’s gone forever. Exam paper is like...
20 December, 2012

Can he rape with this tiny tot?

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An 8 year old boy is accused of rape. In court his lady lawyer holds his tiny tot out as evidence saying, "Your honour see this, can ...
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