Jokes

Putin called Obama to congratulate him on winning the second term and requested help with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory ha...

Teacher: Shanzae, Now tell me frankly, do you pray before eating your dinner? Shanzae: No Sir, I dont have to. My mother is a good cook.

Ayesha: Daddy, do you remember telling me that if a man gets on top of me, he disgraces my family? Father: Yeah, good girl, you remember th...

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers hi...

A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife bully you," she said. ...

A young woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback soon came al...

Farmer had a champion bull, Bred 400 times a year. Farmer's wife said, "400 times. Isn't that wonderful dear. Maybe you otta wa...