Jokes

*A father passing* by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. T...

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged wom...

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and ...

Once I was asked by my Friend, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?" I said, "You should share responsibilit...

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says, "Sit ...

And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need. P.G. Wodehouse

I have got this really hot neighbor. She's single...She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room. I...