Jokes

A liberal came upon a genie and said, "You're a genie. Can you grant me three wishes?" The genie replied, "Yes, but only...

"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president." "Ronald...

"Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead. And, unlike c...

Once I tripped all the way to Hawaii. I like to visit small European tongues. How far should I tip the driver? She was so kind. She rode ...

A young man called Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome ...

I  tried looking for gold, but it didn't pan out. I tried to make the plump ladies see the error of their weighs. I used to be a banker,...

1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 3. Don't make us guess. 4. If you ask...