Jokes

… your twin sister forgets your birthday. … you wake up face down on the pavement. … you put your bra on backwards and it fits better. … you...

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch ...

...she tripped over a cordless phone. ...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate" ...she...

A Scoutmaster was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert. "What are the three most important things you should bring with...

The birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground. The potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is...

A man went camping in the Reservoir as he had many times before. But he noticed something different this time when he began fishing. There w...

This fellow who had spent his whole life in the desert comes to visit a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While...