Jokes

An English teacher was lecturing his class on the use of double negatives: “In English,” he said, “a double negative will form a positive. B...

A samurai once asked Zen Master Hakuin where he would go after he died. Hakuin answered, "How am I supposed to know?" "How do...

Zen Student: Master, do you know the secret of life? Zen Master: Yes, I do. Zen Student: Really? Oh please, tell it to me! Zen Master: Oh, I...

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much ...

A blonde got a fishing rod for her birthday and decided to go ice fishing. So, early the next morning, she got all her gear and headed out. ...

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open,...

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides t...