Jokes

1- Buff your mouse pad 2- Make a list of other things to download 3- Play a percussive beat on your thighs in time with your modem 4- Count ...

Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. "This young lawyer agreed to marry my...

A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says " Hello, how did you know I was here?"

A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over...

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a g...

A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- ph...

A Teacher lecturing on population: "In India after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid." A Sardar stands up- "We must ...