Jokes

"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?" "The must incomprehensible thing about the...

Signboard outside a prostitute’s house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy…

Whats the difference between a computer and a woman? A computer doesn’t laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.

What do Christmas trees and priests have in common? Their balls are just for decoration!

Bill Clinton was assigned a new intern named Sally. Being the polite gentleman he is, Bill asked, "Have you seen the Presidential clock...

A blond went to her mail box several times way before it was time for the mailman to make his rounds. A neighbor noticed her repeated trips ...

She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died. But, she remarried an...