Jokes
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12 May, 2007
Doctors are more lethal than guns!
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Number of physicians in the US: 700,000. Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000. Accidental deaths per physician... 0.17...
08 May, 2007
Urine diagnosing computer!
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One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do...
28 April, 2007
The Great Writer
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define great, he said, "I wa...
$75,000 a year salary!
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young Engineer fresh out of MIT "And what starting salary wer...
You're not my boyfriend!
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After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him and got a woman. "Is Robert there?" I ask...
Make me feel like a woman!
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On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is...
27 April, 2007
Tasty drippings!
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On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She s...
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